Gilda’s Club

 

Gilda Radner in 1980 (photo in public domain)

 

1.

Wandering amid the women in his life, a once-lonely man with a wry sense of humor found love simply by persisting in telling the same dumb jokes over and over again—and listening for laughter. Lifting her veil, he now tried to speak, but found himself speechless in the eyes the wisest comedienne he’d ever witnessed.

 

2.

American comic Gilda Radner (1946-1989) wore many faces. One she called Roseanne Roseannadanna. She played other characters with names like Brungilda, Emily Litella, Candy Slice, and Judy Miller.

Donning a huge head of tight curls, she, Roseanne Roseannadanna, was a fake and movingly puerile consumer-affairs reporter on the mock news broadcast on the late-night variety show Saturday Night Live—first airing in the early 1970s.

Brash and tactless, she, Roseanne Roseannadanna, was quick to savage colleagues and viewers alike—anyone who got in the way of what she was saying—before digressing into something bodily, something scatological, like her own flatulence or the status of one of her nose hairs.

She, Roseanne Roseannadanna, dropped names so that in one moment she was reading a letter from a viewer, usually one Mister Feder of Fort Lee, New Jersey, asking about quitting smoking or how breast feeding a baby works in practice, and in the next she was going on about her supposed run-in with Princess Grace of Monaco.

Maniacal, sarcastic, insistent, she, Roseanne Roseannadanna, marked my earliest exposure to this kind of playacting. As a form of insistence, she, Roseanne Roseannadanna, chronically referred to herself by her full name. Save for the emphatic I, she favored fewer pronouns for herself when speaking about herself, of whom she spoke admiringly.

Though she, Ms. Radner, was a master of sketch comedy, none of the teenagers in my life have ever heard of her. This makes sense. It would be like my reciting from Lucille Ball when I was their age or a teenager forty years hence laughing at the antics of I don’t know who or what in our present moment.

Once Ms. Radner was diagnosed with ovarian cancer, she famously said, “Having cancer gave me membership In an elite club I’d rather not belong to.” Upon her death, her husband, also a famous comic, helped to found Gilda’s Club, an international organization created to support people living with cancer.

Having sworn off marriage after the death of his wife Gilda Radner, the widower did eventually remarry. Sometime after that—or was it sometime before?—he sought therapy. For what specifically, I don’t know. Loneliness? Anger? Depression? Impulsivity?  He said to his shrink something like, Hey Doc, I have the urge to give away all my money. Well, replied the therapist, how much money do you have? Me? he said, I owe $300.

One day I was walking down Division Street in Nashville when I happened upon a red brick building—home to one the chapters of Gilda’s Club. So read the bronze plaque on the facade on such a bright and muggy day. The parking lot was empty. The windows were dark. Cupping my hands about my face to peer through the glass, I got the sense of a clock ticking. Dust motes. Empty chairs. Dusky silence. A card table stood strewn with magazines. A turntable sat beside a stack of records. Beyond bookshelves, a view to a kitchen and, everywhere, jutting shadows. Suddenly overwhelmed by a sense not so much of time passing as of time having passed—of not so much death as the insignificance of a single life in the context of the sheer number of individuals who have entreated youth to linger—I backed away from the window and, looking around to see if my nosiness had raised eyebrows, I buried my hands in my pockets and, with a down-turned gaze, continued my walk as if nothing had happened.

The Place in the Picture

Asiago

The woman in the other room is a grandmother.               A grandson watches a grandmother from darkness through a lit door.      A grandson knows nothing about a grandmother.      A grandmother arrived unceremoniously to a grandson who she has never met before.            The articles here confuse intimacy.             Though no one is heartless, this isn’t a feel-good situation where everyone is at odds with everyone at first but eventually finds in the other a kindred spirit.                     This is a story of complete hardness between a mother and a daughter.                A son who is a grandson must navigate the ancient rift between a daughter who is a mother and a mother who is a grandmother in a moment before leaving home to work for the Peace Corp in Botswana.         A grandson must not dig up the past.           A grandson fears not so much the person of a grandmother, who stands barely five feet tall and more often than not is lost in a daydream, as he does her temper.              When she speaks to him he feels held at gunpoint.                  A mother has a similar effect on a son.                     A grandson feels obliged to love a grandmother he has never spent time with.            One essential question is, ‘How can a grandson not know a grandmother?’                  This is one of the essential questions a son won’t ask a mother.             Another is how a mother comes to have so much power.                     A grandmother orders a grandson around like she has always lived there.  She makes him rewash all the dishes when she finds a spot on one.    She browbeats him into pounding out rugs with a broom or the pavement.          He must do not only his own laundry but also launder such fabrics of the common areas as curtains, slips, and covers.          A grandson and a grandmother both have deviated septa.                  If there is one way for them to commiserate with each other, a way more intimate than the rote cues they follow, it is a willingness to talk about nasal cycles.         To talk about their noses brings smiles to their faces.               A grandmother smiling is a major event for a grandson to witness.   A son tells a mother in private.                    If a grandmother wishes she could just leave sometimes, why not just leave sometimes?   If a grandmother adores color and figures, why not join an artists’ studio for the senior citizens?                    A mother asks a son to ride the bus with a grandmother to the rec center in the evening.               A grandmother with an evening activity needs a chaperone to arrive safely.  A grandmother makes a seascape one week and a herd of wild horses the next.                She paints a herd of mustangs from a photograph in a book that belongs to her instructor.           She paints halved apples and pots of flowers.             A grandson looks at these pictures and thinks he wouldn’t mind having one. A grandson thinks they might be worth something to someone. Because she finds other artists at the artists’ studio for the elderly insufferable, a grandmother paints one last still life, a view from a hilltop looking down upon the valley town in northern Italy where she was born, and puts her brushes away forever.      A grandmother claims she’s put her brushes away forever but it isn’t forever.              No one is lying but acting out emotion.                     A grandson sitting in darkness watches a grandmother through a lit doorway.                  She stands before the painting she calls “Asiago” with a brush in one hand and a palette of colors in the other. She touches it up as it hangs there, framed on the kitchen wall.  He doesn’t speak but jots down the changes she makes on the graph paper he used to use to diagram traffic flow on the streets of his neighborhood.                  He watches her painting over portions of her picture with things that could logically go there.      Their routine will go on like this for days and weeks and months, until the day he leaves for Africa.   He writes what’s missing and what’s new to the situation across the grid of his paper as if his words and phrases, like places and objects in the physical world, have fixed coordinates,

we’ll take the bus ride into the hills
follow the bridge out of this city
roll out on a morning like any other

my things are ready

hung on her wall otherwise bare
slopes foot the room for so long
hills not a thing like the ones first painted

set above our misplaced couch
a bowl of cloth flowers
a hat rack
plates in glass

even the cloth flowers

she sets up a fresh canvas every now and again
never makes a mark
I used to ask

I don’t ask her that anymore

last year the far away rectangles
the little patches of land
I noticed more yellow
a new cloud hung in the sky
a small house appeared on the horizon
I don’t know where these people come from

all blank except one

it’s getting darker

I still can’t explain the sun

running my hand over the brown hills
I remembered them green
and new shadows fell over ones there before
before the sun which today shines gray

or doesn’t shine at all

Crossings

A callow man finds a creature on the cement outside his parents’ house while a few hours to the west shadows of clouds cross the sea.